Unemployed Theo rocks! (hat tip to Matt)
There should be a sniglet for words that sound dirty, but aren’t, like “funicular.” For example:
“She’s not much to look at, but she’s got a slammin’ funicular!”
or (for the ladies): “He’s hot and all, but he had a teency-weency funicular!”
Let me know if you know the sniglet, please.